Rafael Trindade

Mais uma da série Chuck Norris.

• Chuck Norris serializes objects straight into human skulls.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t deploy web applications, he roundhouse kicks them into the server.
• Chuck Norris always uses his own design patterns, and his favorite is the Roundhouse Kick.
• Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.
• Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your web app will turn into a swing application, and a very bad swing application containing lots of icons of human skulls.
• Chuck Norris demonstrated the meaning of Float.POSITIVE_INFINITY by counting to it, twice.
• A synchronize doesn’t protect against Chuck Norris, if he wants the object, he takes it.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t use javac, he codes java by using a binary editor on the class files.
• Chuck Norris’ java code never needs to be optimized. His code is so fast that it broke the speed of light during a test run in Sun’s labs killing 37 people.
• When someone attempts to use one of Chuck Norris’ deprecated methods, they automatically get a roundhouse kick to the face at compile time.
• The java.lang package originally contained a ChuckNorris class, but it punched its way out the package during a design review and roundhouse kicked Bill Joy in the face.
• Chuck Norris never has a bug in his code, EVER!

June 13th 2006 Posted to general, funny